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Old 11-04-2005, 00:14
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farse camera ascunsa http://www.haios.uv.ro/superhaios.htm
bancuri http://www.haios.uv.ro/bancuri.htm
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Old 11-17-2005, 23:17
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Avem noutatzi despre greva : القصف قصة و عبرة مفاجأة الطواف بالسباحة قصص جريمة هزت السعودية كلوديا سفينة نوح برمودا يقتل الطفل مجاعة الشيعة و عاشورا مسابقة الموت العلاج بالماء فرعون قطار نفرات تهبب فيهم إيـه حدث عام 2060 ينزعون حجابها كولجيت احذروها أب للبيع جبل جليدي يستاهل في كلية البنات عجائب و غرائب أكرهك دعني الله أعلم شباب آخر زمن ثعبان يبلع رجل فيراري 300 كم/س حكمة الرسول عدد من ....deci....e grava situatia....
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Cred ca e neam cu Preda Buzescu sau cu maimutele din jungla www.FuLL.lx.ro/iubire.html
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jucarii pt. copii---
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Old 01-25-2006, 15:01
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Bune de oferit drept cadou de Halloween
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Old 02-07-2006, 12:23
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Stii sigur ca esti roman daca:
* tot ce maninci are gust de ceapa si usturoi
* incerci sa reciclezi ambalajele de la flori, hirtia de la cadouri si, bineinteles, folia de aluminiu
* stai linga cele mai mari doua valize din aeroport
* ajungi la petreceri cu una, doua ore intirziere si ti se pare normal
* dupa ce mergi la cineva in vizita, la plecare mai stai o ora in fata usii la povesti
* parintii tai nu arunca niciodata nimic si, daca reusesti sa arunci ceva la gunoi, apare in mod misterios inapoi
* ai perdele de dantela
* ai fata de masa din macrame
* ai covoare care acopera fiecare centimetru din casa ta
* mama ta iti spune ca esti slab, chiar daca ai 110 kg
* mama recicleaza pahare de plastic, farfurii din carton si pungile de la sandwichuri, spalindu-le
* folosesti sacosele primite la cumparaturi, pe post de pungi de gunoi
* raftul tau din bucatarie este plin de borcane de gem, varietati de recipiente de plastic si sticla
* cind gatesti, nu folosesti ustensile de cintarit
* nu poti pleca in calatorii decit daca te conduc macar 5 persoane la autobuz, tren sau aeroport
* suni interurban numai dupa ora 8 PM
* parintii te suna si intreaba daca ai mincat, chiar daca e miezul noptii
* parintii nu realizeaza ca tehnologia s-a imbunatatit si, cind suna in strainatate, urla la telefon
* ai cuverturi uzate pe canapea ca sa nu se murdareasca tapiteria
* nu cunosti mai mult de jumatate din invitatii de la nunta ta
* ai vazut pamintul din interiorul unui WC din tren, in mers
* copilul tau poarta caciulita si 3 pulovere in septembrie, desi sint 25 de grade afara
* porti palton din septembrie pina in mai
* daca vezi pe cineva in pantaloni scurti in decembrie, zici ca e nebun, desi sint 20 de grade afara
* crezi ca "urda", "mamaliga", "parizer", "telemea" sint feluri internationale de mincare
* cind vin straini la tine in vizita, te distrezi dindu-le cea mai tare tuica din casa... si cind reusesc sa bea un pahar le mai torni
* cind ai musafiri si ii intrebi daca mai servesc si ei spun ca "NU", la tine inseamna ca "DA"
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Aiwa-omul cu CTC-ul pentru ca prefer sa gresesc singur decat ajutat de altii !!! Dar nu uit ca atunci cind ma bazez pe cel mai bun prieten, el este primul ce ma dezamageste !!
"In viata e ca in WC: rahatul pluteste la suprafata.-SirAlexIce"
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Old 02-07-2006, 19:36
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...si astfel imi dau seama (dupa cum citeaza legiuitorul @aiwa) ca sunt inconjurat de 99,99999999999999999999999999% ROMANI
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Old 02-08-2006, 18:13
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Un tip recomanda prietenului sau
- Daca te insori la 20 ani ia-ti o unguroaica, face asta sex de te sparge!
- Daca te insori la 30 ani, ia-ti o frantzuzoaica este asta o doamna, nu te face de ris!
- Daca te insori la 40 ani ia-ti o englezoaica este asta o lady, si in societate si inafara ei!
- Daca te insori la 50 ani ia-ti o americanca, este o persoana agreabila in calatorii!
- Daca te insori dupa 60 ani,................ia-ti o romanca..........face asta niste parastasuri!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aiwa-omul cu CTC-ul pentru ca prefer sa gresesc singur decat ajutat de altii !!! Dar nu uit ca atunci cind ma bazez pe cel mai bun prieten, el este primul ce ma dezamageste !!
"In viata e ca in WC: rahatul pluteste la suprafata.-SirAlexIce"
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Old 02-10-2006, 01:55
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la ce e bun ADN-ul...
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--> "orbit pentru copii cu calciu"
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Old 02-10-2006, 18:30
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Cele 5 porunci ale unei bune relatii sexuale:
1.Este important sa gasesti o femeie, care sa tina in frau gospodaria, care stie sa gateasca si care are un Job banos.
2.Este important sa gasesti o femeie, care te face sa razi, care te intelege si cu care poti sa vorbesti si sa discuti.
3.Este important sa gasesti o femeie, pe care te poti baza si care nu te minte.
4.Este important sa gasesti o femeie, care este buna la pat si care face sex cu placere si de cate ori vrei.
5.Este important, ca aceste patru femei sa nu se cunoasca intre ele
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Aiwa-omul cu CTC-ul pentru ca prefer sa gresesc singur decat ajutat de altii !!! Dar nu uit ca atunci cind ma bazez pe cel mai bun prieten, el este primul ce ma dezamageste !!
"In viata e ca in WC: rahatul pluteste la suprafata.-SirAlexIce"
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Old 01-09-2007, 09:18
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Discutie intre 2 tarani - mai tare ca ERDESH
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Unii tac din intelepciune , altii tac din prostie , oricum, tacerea lor vorbeste .
Traim in ROMANIA si asta-i meserie grea !
Prietenii te suna numai cand au nevoie !
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Old 01-10-2007, 20:33
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sub deviza banii sunt facuti sa te folosesti de ei de la jiji cu dedicatie ptr prieteni
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Old 01-11-2007, 19:46
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Joburi Foarte Periculoase :b
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Old 01-14-2007, 12:38
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Inginerii din Caracal peste tot in lume
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Old 01-18-2007, 13:43
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Nu stiu de pe unde le gasesti dar...le gasesti nu gluma!
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Aiwa-omul cu CTC-ul pentru ca prefer sa gresesc singur decat ajutat de altii !!! Dar nu uit ca atunci cind ma bazez pe cel mai bun prieten, el este primul ce ma dezamageste !!
"In viata e ca in WC: rahatul pluteste la suprafata.-SirAlexIce"
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...pacat ca nu mai fumez
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Lasa ca e mai bine asa...nu ai pierdut nimic...ai vazut noile Kenturi?
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Aiwa-omul cu CTC-ul pentru ca prefer sa gresesc singur decat ajutat de altii !!! Dar nu uit ca atunci cind ma bazez pe cel mai bun prieten, el este primul ce ma dezamageste !!
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In aceste poze "haiosul" este in modul cum ar actiona drumarii si protectia civila in cazul unor zapezi asemanatoare in Romania...pozele sunt din Japonia
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